Mads | 24 | they/them | bi as hell | I’m a writer, witch, dm, and all around nerd, and a zookeeper by trade, I like weird birds

 

noble-moon:

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

utilitycaster:

I put this in the tags of one of my posts but here is my submission for “why having Pelor appeal to Laudna specifically on the basis of the Sun Tree connection would be great”:

  • Would confirm the Sun Tree patronage which is good because like, the point of a warlock is the patron relationship and while I think Delilah’s potential has been utterly exhausted by now, Laudna does need a patron. I’m not sure how the subclass continues to work with this but to be fair it sort of hasn’t made sense for a while so it can just not make sense, it’s fine
  • Further Dark Reflection of Vex parallels
  • Explicitly puts her at odds with Imogen’s current worldview; excellent conflict potential
  • It’s possible that team AOL will either have cleric or paladin companions, or will simply not receive divine messages, but if they do this is more interesting to me than Orym and the Wildmother, which felt like a more contained moment, though I wouldn’t be mad if we got both.
  • I think Laudna should show a famously serious Prime Deity her Cockney dead rat familiar and see what happens

dathen:

The reason Dracula crawled down from the walls of his castle instead of using the doors like a normal person is because he’s concerned that if he goes out the front door Jonathan will slip out between his legs like a cat

methewizard:

The lady who dramatically screams “Jarnathan!!” while doing absolutely nothing to help him is the fucking funniest person in this movie

pankendev:

pankendev:

i love living in pokemon world everything is so serene i am going to visit the hot springs and relax with my dearest exeggcute :)

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flareongirlfloof:

rtz669:

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I need someone to send me 50 usd now

my “i have a bomb” backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack

biloveds:

biloveds:

omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it’s soo good and everything’s fine actually

ppl who say pasta why are u boring. good for u though

p4nsy:

This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I’m never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn’t make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn’t use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.